By Amanda Yeo2020-06-24 06: 16: 32 UTC
President Donald Trump is trailing Joe Biden by double digits in polls by CNN, CNBC, and even Fox News. So, obviously, Trump has taken to Twitter to shout about how stylish and loved he undoubtedly is, complaining that mainstream media is never the least bit times reporting his (incredibly poorly attended) rally in Tulsa used to be a scores hit for Fox News.
“Gigantic point,” stated Unhurried Night host Stephen Colbert. “In the midst of a global pandemic and big civil unrest, reporters are entirely burying the yarn of what number of folk had been watching TV. It jogs my reminiscence of that headline after Pearl Harbor: ‘FDR speech gets unbelievable scores! Also, battle.’
“To be glowing, Trump is devoted,” Colbert persisted with an incredibly uncommon, incredibly cursed phrase. “A file sequence of oldsters did tune in to glimpse him be humiliated in Tulsa. Or no longer it’s miles the actually feel-factual hit of the summer!”
Trump has also been facing the fallout of his speech at the Tulsa rally, all whereby he stated he advised health officers to leisurely down coronavirus sorting out so the U.S. would have fewer confirmed conditions. As Colbert notes, the White House has since claimed Trump’s apparent “if I cannot see it it’s no longer true” manner to public health used to be devoted a shaggy dog yarn.
“Yeah, he’s joking a pair of global pandemic! Or no longer it’s a snippet from his recent standup special, ‘Donald Trump’s Deth Comedy Jam,'” stated Colbert, earlier than impersonating Trump: “‘I actually killed! Then I went on stage.'”
Sadly for the staffers constantly working after him with snot rags and infant wipes, the president hasn’t been sticking to their quilt yarn. When directly asked about his feedback regarding coronavirus sorting out, Trump stated on Tuesday morning, “I invent no longer kid. Let me devoted show you, let me originate it sure.”
“Oh my god,” stated Colbert. “Your workers does all the pieces they’ll to pull your files cycle out of the ditch and then you devoted floor it in reverse.”